BREAKING: Your Dog Has Anxiety—and So Does Everyone Else’s
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Published in: Barking News Weekly
Filed under: Too Real, Not Just Your Dog, Send Help
Let’s address the paw-shaped elephant in the room.
Your dog has anxiety.
And no, it’s not because you “spoiled them” or “let them sleep in your bed” or “bought them that $60 orthopedic memory foam donut-shaped bed with contour support.”
(Okay maybe a little. But mostly no.)
It’s because dogs today are living in a state of constant emotional Wi-Fi.
Doorbells. Fireworks. Garbage trucks. Cardboard boxes. Leaf blowers. Your phone ringing once.
It’s too much.
They were bred to herd sheep, and now they’re expected to just vibe while you have four Zoom calls back-to-back and DoorDash shows up with your third coffee.
It’s no wonder your dog spirals when you put on socks. They know what socks mean.
Socks mean you're leaving.
Socks mean abandonment.
Socks are betrayal wrapped around feet.
So Here’s the Good News
You’re not alone.
Roughly all of us are raising smart, overstimulated, emotionally complicated dogs—and honestly, we’re into it.
Because if we wanted a “chill” dog, we’d have gotten a plush toy. Or a rock.
Instead, we chose the one with the anxious eyes, the thunder panic, and the very specific food preferences.
And we love them so hard it hurts.
Enter Pupora: Built for the Spiraling Ones
We created Pupora to give anxious dogs (and their even-more-anxious humans) a break.
Not a miracle cure. Not a fake fix.
Just good stuff designed to help dogs feel more grounded, less panicked, and slightly less offended by shadows.
We’re talking:
Chews that chill, not sedate
Hoodies that hug like a thunder vest, but cooler
Toys that work smarter, not louder
Merch for dog moms who need serotonin with their supplements
What’s Next?
This blog.
We’ll be posting real stories, calming routines, tips for enrichment without overwhelm, and yes—a few memes, because if your dog is going to be anxious, we might as well laugh while they pace the hallway at 3am.
Also coming soon:
“Do Calming Treats Actually Work or Am I Just Hopeful?”
“Why Your Dog Reacts to Air Molecules”
“The Ultimate Chill Routine (That Doesn’t Require You Quitting Your Job)”
“Anxious Dogs. Hot People. Coincidence?”
Subscribe, stick around, and let’s raise emotionally unstable legends—together.
Now go tell your dog they’re doing amazing. Even if they just barked at a leaf.